Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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