i jhust puked up my retainher.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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