Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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