How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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