he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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