You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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