So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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