awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do vagina's smell?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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