as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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