great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You took a bar mat shot.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Randomize
