I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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