FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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