11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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