She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
