Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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