we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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