I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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