Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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