Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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