Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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