Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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