Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i out mim tonsoeep
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