I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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