he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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