I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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