Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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