could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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