just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
