her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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