no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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