Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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