You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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