She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Two words: nipple clamps
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