all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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