Tell her she can't have a vagina
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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