Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize