I wanna bring you to show and tell
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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