You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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