He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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