Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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