I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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