My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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