I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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