if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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