She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Randomize
