remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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