white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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