Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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