I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
