Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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