around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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