Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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