There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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