Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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