She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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